Title: storks – part 8

Text:

Now, I really think you're

gonna love this one, Becky.

I think we found you a good one.

Yeah, when we saw this, we looked

at each other and we were like, Wow.

This is theirs. Yeah.

- And it's a fixer-upper...

- Yeah. It is.

...which I know we weren't looking for.

- But at least it's not a fixer-downer.

Oh, honey, can you just...

- Can you hold one second?

- Yeah, can you?

- You're up. You're up.

- What? No, it's not my turn.

- You're up, now. You're up.

- HENRY: It can't be.

- SARAH: So you want a panic room, okay.

Uh...

Nate?

What?

Nate?

Hey there, buddy.

Whatcha doin' here?

I'm preparing.

Right, you're preparing.

For what?

To get my baby brother from the storks.

Right.

Hey, I love your school encourages

imagination over actual learning,

- but the storks don't deliver anymore.

- I know.

They haven't done that in, like, forever.

Dad, you don't have to help me at all.

This is a guilt-free pass for you

to go back inside and work.

Just go.

- Go. Shoo, shoo, Dad. Go.

- What?

Okay, all right. Fine.

You blink and I'll be in college.

What was that?

Hmm? No, I'm just walking, working.

- I didn't say anything. You should just...

- Okay.

Remember when I was a baby?

It felt like one minute ago?

- What?

- What? Hmm?

Fine.

Dad, you'll be my idol

for, like, two more years.

Okay, I heard that one.

Okay. All right, look.

Five minutes. That's all the time I have

is five minutes, and then we stop.

Yeah, five minutes.

Five minutes, and then...

We stop.

BOTH: Five minutes and then we stop.

PIGEON TOADY: What?

Powder?

Baby powder.

Homing pigeon powers activate!

- Ah!

TULIP: (SINGING) Baby, what are we

gonna call you, baby?

This is crazy.

We are delivering a baby!

No, we are delivering a package.

Maybe we should name it

instead of calling it the package.

We do not name the package, okay?

It's very simple.

We make a plan. Stick to the plan.

Always deliver.

And then we get back to Storkcon

so the board can name me boss.

Oh, it's so exciting.

What can we expect from boss Junior?

Oh, you know that's top secret.

- You can tell me. Come on.

- It's gonna be big!

Like what? Like, what, how big?

Like, what are you gonna do?

I prefer not to talk about it right now.

- Do you not know?

- What?

- Oh, my gosh. You don't know.

- JUNIOR: I know.

If you don't know,

then why do you wanna be boss?

- I know.

- You don't.

Oh, man,

you laugh when you're uncomfortable.

No.

- Am I pushing your buttons?

- Uh, no.

- Yes, I am.

- Nah. No.

- Beep, beep, boop, boop...

- No, those aren't even where my buttons

would be if I had buttons.

- Beep, beep, boop, boop...

- So, nice try.

I am programming you to tell me

why you want to be boss.

I love robots, so this is fun.

We're having a good time together.

Why do you wanna be boss?

Why do you wanna be boss?

- Back off!

Oh, God! No!

- No, no, no!

Wow! Well, that was funny. (PANTING)

- You almost died.

I guess the lesson we learned today is

don't ask me why I want to be boss, right?

Okay, good talk.

- Good talk.

That didn't sound happy.

Yeah, well, the package

will be delivered soon enough.

- Uh...

I really think that

we should check that out, you know.

Ah, just relax.

Okay. Yeah, you're right.

Ah, you see, the package has

cried itself gently to sleep.

I can't take it!

Can't help body movements! Must open pod!

Wait! No!

The pod! Gotta open the pod!

JUNIOR: Oh, no! No, no, no!

Come back! Come back!

- TULIP: Be there in a jiff!

- Pull yourself together!

- Fly this plane!

- Gotta open the pod!

We're gonna die!